for 12.99 i could give my idiot money to this company and they will send me a gigantic fucking gummy cola bottle to stuff in my dumb stupid mouth and the worst part is that i’m actually considering it
ok so i tried to find out what breed of cattle this is and i havent been successful but i found these two
and their names are texas tornado and johnny football
the pics are from this website and i dont know jack shit about cattle breeding so maybe someone can tell me if they’re a special breed
Cows now have Bichon Frise technology.
fuck the police if you know what i mean
This has got to be the most heart wrenching thing Tom has ever found himself having to do.
- love yourself like kanye loves himself
- believe in yourself like kanye believes in himself
- know you’re the shit like kanye knows he’s the shit
This is actually really great because Kanye West has fought depression and suicide this sort of confidence worked for him and wow Kanye West. Anyone who is depressed, believe you are the Kanye Best.
my life all wrapped up into one photo
“I would love to go (to Russia) with Misha and just watch him sink and be like — oh, motherland! I’m not worthy.” - Jensen
“Ah, yes, my psychiatrist, Hax Murderer. He has been helping me profile this ax murderer.”
he is too perfect to be real
The cast of the National Theatre production of The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time will be joined by star-studded guests, for an evening of comedy, theatre and entertainment.
This fundraising event will be held in aid of Ambitious about Autism and The National Autistic Society.
Apollo Theatre, London, July 1st 2013 - all on one stage (according to Simon Stephens Twitter): Ben Whishaw, Andrew Scott, Matt Smith, Dame Helen Mirren and Simon Amstell (who may well explode all over Ben Whishaw).